KTC Needs

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I forget what those things are called, where someone emails you a bunch of questions about yourself and then you're supposed to fill it out and send it to all your friends with the hope that they will do the same. The new, internet savvy, bastardized form of the age-old chainletter. I almost never respond to those, with the exception of if they are from my mother (she gets mad if I don't), if they are super short and from a good friend, or if they are really innovative and fun. I stumbled across this one, and I really like it... very funny and interesting to do.

So what you do is go to google and type in "[your name] needs" (yes, in quotes) and copy and paste the sentences that come up in the list of results. It's great, at least I think so.

Here are my lists and you people better paste yours in the comments or your family will be cursed for at least 7 years (okay, maybe not, but do it anyway).

KTC needs...

KTC needs to hear from you about the future of our club.
KTC needs to start petitioning the appropriate authority.
KTC needs to consider this
"new" technology.
KTC needs help with fund raising.
KTC needs your help!
KTC needs some challenges!

Katie needs... (guess how many of these are about recent Scientology phenomenon Katie Holmes)

Katie needs to go.
Katie needs a project manager.
Katie needs to follow up.
Katie needs to get a grip.
Katie needs to figure out if she wants to move forward, maintain old friends, or what kind of person she is going to be.
Katie needs to say no.
Katie needs love and affection.
Katie needs to talk to her friend.
Katie needs a quiet(ish) life.
Katie needs help but she deserves a second chance.
Katie needs extra time.
Katie needs a C-section.
Katie needs to stay away from those negative web sites and focus on what she needs to do!
Katie needs to run far, far away.